* * *Last week Xander came up to me. "I go to doctor."
"Why?" I asked. "Are you sick?"
"I don't hear you coughing."
He then let out several very fake coughs.
I didn't take him to the doctor. Hypochondriac.
* * *So, Xander is a bit like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Sometimes when we're going to sleep, and I close my eyes, he'll say "Open your eyes, Mommy! I can't see you!"