He's only 2 but he thinks burping and farting are hysterical. That and propensity to like trains must be part of the same gene.
This morning we had just woken up. Well, the kids and I had. We decided to wake up Daddy. I told Xander to poke Daddy to wake him up. He crawled over and poked Daddy, then crawled back to me to report: "I poped. I poped." (Pope=poke)