I am evil baby

There's an episode of the Simpsons where Homer dances around singing "I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer." Well, I've been playing with Xander lately and singing "I am evil baby, I am evil baby." In the last few days, he's starting singing it back, the tune, anyway, "La la la la la la." Yesterday, Misha and others heard him singing it, so I have proof. Now my mission in life is to follow him around with the camera and try to get a video clip of him doing it.

Where's my nose?

Oh, there it is!

Since he's secure in his masculinity....

I present.....FAIRY BOY:


For the record, he begged me to wear the fairy wings.

Just call me Imelda

You might say Xander has a bit of a shoe fetish:

I hate this weather

Primarily because it's hot and sticky and gross. But also because it takes approximately 30 seconds for milk in a sippy to curdle. I saw an advertisement for a metal insulated sippy cup that keep liquids cool. At the time the $15 price tag seemed ridiculous. Now, not so much.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

We've reached that time:

It should be illegal

I don't know what's worse: companies that manufacture and sell white clothing for 18-month-olds or parents who buy it.

Watch out what's in the water

Things I just pulled out of the tub after the water drained:
Plastic:

• 9 (yes, 9) mini My Little Ponies
• 3 dress-up shoes
• 1 cereal bowl
• 1 snack bowl

Non plastic:

• several pieces of paper, including a band-aid wrapper
• some pieces of styrofoam

Despite having deposited all these things into the water already, Xander was running around kind of manically, frantically looking for things to toss into the tub.