I made a last-minute throw-together kind of dinner tonight that included boxed macaroni and cheese. In a display of stupendous ineptitude, I knocked over the open box of macaroni and spilled every last one on the floor. The kids were nice enough to help clean it up. After I put some other pasta on to boil, I took out a bag of frozen corn.
Xander looked at me holding it and asked, "Are you going to spill that too?"